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Introduction

And so it went that Clueless Bob Newbie broke into the headquarters of Adventure Corps and deposited his life's work - the "Masterpieces of CBN" CD - in the container that was then sunk into the ground for all eternity (or for a few thousand years at any rate). His place in history was assured.

And then he got out of bed and saw the newspaper headlines: "Dreadful Game Writers Exposed", followed by a long and soul-destroying piece on those cretins who dared to release dire, buggy, puzzleless, uninspired, tepid excuses for games. Unbelievably, his name was prominent amongst those displayed (the others being various pseudonyms he had used over the years).

After he had finished cursing, Bob stormed out of his house and went straight to the offices of the newspaper in question. Here he would teach them a thing or two about proper game writing...

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