FULL SIZE GAMES


Scene Of The Crime -- Y.A.D.F.A. -- Whatever Happened To Uncle Grumble?
Lair Of The Vampire -- O.N.N.A.F.A. -- City In Fear -- Cowboy Blues
Jim Pond & The Agents Of F.A.R.T. -- Halloween Hijinks -- Sophie's Adventure
Dead Reckoning -- Barney's Problem -- Paint!!! -- To Score Or Not To Score -- Shards Of Memory
The Mystery Of The Darkhaven Caves -- Choose Your Own... -- A Day In The Life Of A Superhero
Back To Life... Unfortunately -- Choices -- Second Chance -- Private Eye
In The Claws Of Clueless Bob -- Decisions -- Options -- Lights, Camera, Action!
 Mortality -- Consequences -- A Spot Of Bother -- The Warlord, The Princess & The Bulldog
For Love Of Digby -- The Reluctant Vampire -- Requiem
The Reluctant Resurrectee -- The Cellar -- The World According To CBN


SHORT GAMES

The Door To Utopia -- The Haunted House Of Hideous Horror
The Princess In The Tower -- A Day At The Office
The Saga Of Percy The Viking -- Neighbours From Hell
The Worst Game In The World... Ever!!! -- The Revenge Of Clueless Bob Newbie
A.S.D.F.A. -- This Time It's Personal -- Goblin Hunt
Jailbreak Bob -- Buried Alive -- Regrets
Choose Your Own Three Hour Adventure


SCENE OF THE CRIME

A murder has been committed and only someone incredibly brave or incredibly stupid (YOU in other words) has got what it takes to solve the crime. But you aren't the only one interested in this particular murder...

Will you solve the crime or will you be the next victim?

SIZE: 67 KB
GENRE: Detective comedy
RELEASED: 05/01/02

Y.A.D.F.A.
(Yet Another Damn Fantasy Adventure)

YOU, the eponymous hero of the story, play the part of a farmboy in love with a beautiful Princess (yes, it really is that corny!) who has, unfortunately, just been kidnapped by an evil sorcerer. Can you rescue her from his clutches and make her your own? Can you evade his murderous henchmen? Can you save the day?

Or, more than likely, will you just end up in an unmarked grave mourned over by nothing more than a few crows?

SIZE: 77 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 28/02/02

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO UNCLE GRUMBLE?

Every year, you are paid a visit (whether you want it or not) by the black sheep of the family - Uncle Grumble. Only this year he's late.

Is he dead? Has he been kidnapped? Did he take a wrong turning and end up in a completely different adventure somewhere (a very real probability)?

One thing's for sure: you've been lumbered with the job of finding him and you aren't going to get a moment's peace until you do.

SIZE: 108 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 10/05/02

LAIR OF THE VAMPIRE

You awake in a dark cell, imprisoned there with four others. You are wounded, twin bitemarks in your neck which feverishly itch. To begin with, you know little of your predicament, not even your name, but soon, very soon, everything begins to fall into place...

You are trapped in the lair of a lord of the undead, a vampire by the name of Vaslock, who has brought you here for reasons of his own. He will not free you, he will not let you escape; you have only one choice: you must kill him...

SIZE: 131 KB
GENRE: Horror
RELEASED: 27/08/02

THE DOOR TO UTOPIA

You wake up one day to find you are dead, the victim of an exploded TV. Death is here, scythe in hand, and tells you that you have one small chance to avoid being sent to Hell...

SIZE: 18 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 17/10/02

THE HAUNTED HOUSE OF HIDEOUS HORROR

A sinister old man called Desther has insisted that you - a pizza delivery boy - rid his house of the ghosts he has been suffering with. Only the ghosts aren't too eager to leave...

SIZE: 7 KB
GENRE: Horror comedy
RELEASED: 25/10/02

THE PRINCESS IN THE TOWER

A beautiful princess has insisted that you find her three items - a goblin's rib bone, an orc's head and a diamond - to win her love. Always a sucker at heart (and, of course, she is seriously fit) you set off to do just that.

SIZE: 8 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 25/10/02

O.N.N.A.F.A.
(Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure)

The sequal to YADFA in which you, no longer a mere farmboy but now a mighty lord of Harrenden (or nearly anyway) discover an egg in the privy of your new castle (as you do). Seeing no point in keeping said egg, you flush it down the privy. All well and good.

Until an angry dragon shows up at your front gates and threats to eat you if you don't retrieve the egg - which just so happens to be his unborn younger brother.

What will happen? Will you find the egg from wherever it's ended up? Will you save yourself and your castle from certain death? Or will you wind up as an after-meal-snack for a certain fire-breathing fiend?

SIZE: 165 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 09/11/02

A DAY AT THE OFFICE

The best worker in the office, Bob Newbold, has been tragically run down and only YOU - the company tea boy - has a hope of getting everything shipshape before the Japanese businessmen arrive. Are you up to the challenge?

2nd place in the ADRIFT One Room Comp.

SIZE: 14 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 01/03/03

CITY IN FEAR

Your promotion to Lieutenant should have been a time of rejoicing and merriment - but instead it's a time for all the crime gangs in town to go on a killing spree. Someone has started a war on your turf and it's time to find out who...

SIZE: 241 KB
GENRE: Detective comedy
RELEASED: 06/03/03

COWBOY BLUES

The town of Stonetomb is a town in peril: Mad Jake and his gang of notorious outlaws have shown up and promised more mayhem than you can shake a stick at. The residents of Stonetomb are powerless against them (powerless = too damned scared to do anything) and so the task of saving Stonetomb falls to its last remaining cowboy: YOU!

Now, all you need to do is get some time off from your day job at the bank and you'll have all the time in the world for rescuing the town...

2nd Place in the ADRIFT Spring Comp 2003.

SIZE: 110 KB
GENRE: Comedy western
RELEASED: 20/04/03

THE SAGA OF PERCY THE VIKING

A one hour game starring YOU as the eponymous Percy the Viking who must save his clan from death, destruction and several other hassles along the way.

2nd place in the second ADRIFT One Hour Comp.

SIZE: 6 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 24/06/03

NEIGHBOURS FROM HELL

Everyone has bad neighbours. It's just one of those things. But surely no one - no one in the whole wide world - had neighbours as bad as yours. For you live next door to the Crumms.

1st place in the ADRIFT Mini-Comp 2003.

SIZE: 14 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 27/06/03

JIM POND & THE AGENTS OF F.A.R.T.

Step into the shoes of secret agent extraordinaire Jim Pond as he battles the fearsome Federation of American Redneck Terrorists.

2nd place in the ADRIFT Summer Comp 2003.

SIZE: 50 KB
GENRE: Secret agent comedy
RELEASED: 31/08/03

THE WORST GAME IN THE WORLD... EVER!!!

Think you've played some bad games in your time? You've obviously never heard of Clueless Bob Newbie...

Disappointment 100% guaranteed or your money back.

SIZE: 10 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 31/08/03

THE REVENGE OF CLUELESS BOB NEWBIE

Clueless Bob Newbie is out for revenge. And armed with a copy of his "Masterpieces of CBN" CD he's a frightening sight.

SIZE: 8 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 17/10/03

A.S.D.F.A.
(Oh No Not Another Fantasy Adventure)

You wake up in a strange place, trapped there with several companions from the waking world. Can you escape back to reality or is this where you'll remain for the rest of your life?

SIZE: 7 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 17/10/03

THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

Another slur on the name of the great Clueless Bob - this time a slash job by a tawdry newspaper. Determined to get revenge for this unwarranted insult, you set out armed with... nothing really. But you're sure you'll find something useful along the way.

SIZE: 6 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 17/10/03

HALLOWEEN HIJINKS

Trick or treating should be fun, but when you live on Murder Drive it's not so much a case of "will you have a good time?" as "will you live to see tomorrow?" Guide you and your antagonistic sister Lisa around the deadliest street in the world as you hunt for treats. Oh, and try to avoid getting killed if at all possible.

SIZE: 67 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 26/10/03

SOPHIE'S ADVENTURE

For her eighth birthday, Sophie made a wish: she wanted an adventure like none she had ever had before.

And an adventure she got...

3rd place in the ADRIFT Year End Comp 2003.

SIZE: 525 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 16/11/03

DEAD RECKONING

Drawn back to your childhood town of Morrow after a distraught call from a friend, you find yourself in a life-or-death struggle against an ancient evil intent on lifting an ages old curse.

2nd place in the ADRIFT End of Year Comp 2003.

SIZE: 81 KB
GENRE: Horror
RELEASED: 21/12/03

BARNEY'S PROBLEM

Barney has a problem. He has only a limited amount of time to have sex with a beautiful woman before a certain - and very crucial - part of his anatomy explodes. Will he get what he wants, or will he spend tomorrow being scraped off the walls of his local sex shop? It's up to YOU to decide.

SIZE: 58 KB
GENRE: Adult comedy
RELEASED: 02/01/04

PAINT!!!

An office decorator has to fight against the odds (including a voodoo witch doctor, an irate Thunder God with a bad hangover and a meteor) in order to get the job done.

1st place in the ADRIFT End of Year Comp 2004.

SIZE: 62 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 19/02/04

TO SCORE OR NOT TO SCORE
Armed with your ever-trusty science project device - the Cauldron - you set out to do the one thing every teenage boy endeavours to achieve: a night of passion with the girl of his dreams.

SIZE: 24 KB
GENRE: Adult comedy
RELEASED: 01/03/04

GOBLIN HUNT

It's that time of year again: the annual goblin hunt! So grab your best axe and get out there and kill yourself a goblin! Mindless violence and bloodshed guaranteed or your money back.

SIZE: 7 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 02/03/04

SHARDS OF MEMORY

You awaken with no memory of who you are or where you are but, gradually, your story will unfold. An ancient evil has returned to the world and only YOU have the power to stand in its way...

1st place in the ADRIFT Spring Comp 2004.

2nd place in the ADRIFT End of Year Comp 2004.

SIZE: 116 KB
GENRE: Dark fantasy
RELEASED: 18/04/04

JAILBREAK BOB

Sent to prison for an unfortunate incident involving a match and a burning building, Clueless Bob Newbie finds himself in a hellhole full of people who just don't appreciate quality text adventures. Determined to escape and resume his output of a dozen games per week, he seeks to escape...

2nd place in the ADRIFT Three Hour Competition.

SIZE: 13 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 27/06/04

THE MYSTERY OF THE DARKHAVEN CAVES

The Darkhaven Caves are a sprawling labyrinth of winding tunnels and fiendish monsters. Can YOU find your way through in one piece, and get filthy stinking rich to boot?

3rd place in the ADRIFT Summer Comp 2004.

SIZE: 28 KB
GENRE: Cave crawl
RELEASED: 22/08/04

CHOOSE YOUR OWN...

Can you stop the evil Erik von Lastmere in this gamebook-style text adventure?

1st place in the ADRIFT Summer Comp 2004.

SIZE: 54 KB
GENRE: Horror gamebook
RELEASED: 22/08/04

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SUPERHERO

The fiendish Tax Collector and his gang of cronies are threatening the city and only YOU - the fabled Masked Defender - can stop him!

SIZE: 162 KB
GENRE: Superhero comedy
RELEASED: 30/09/04

BURIED ALIVE

Unbelievable! You've been buried in the back garden by your wife who's left you for a younger man! Can you get out and get revenge before the soil starts closing in on you?

1st place in the 2nd Three Competition.

SIZE: 12 KB
GENRE: Black comedy
RELEASED: 23/11/04

BACK TO LIFE... UNFORTUNATELY!

An ancient king is resurrected by his adoring populace... much to his dismay as he kind of liked being dead - lots of time to think, put your feet up and, best of all, no work. But now he's back, he's expected to do the job of ruling an empire which stretches across half the globe and is constantly at war with everyone. Time, he decides, he died again...

SIZE: 74 KB
GENRE: Fantasy comedy
RELEASED: 02/12/04

CHOICES

When the beautiful Miss Harris arrives at your school, you just know that getting her in bed is going to be the only thing on your mind this summer.

An interactive fiction gamebook.

SIZE: 83 KB
GENRE: Adult gamebook
RELEASED: 14/02/05

SECOND CHANCE

It begins on the day you die, crushed beneath the wheels of a speeding lorry, but then an enigmatic stranger gives you the opportunity to set things right. You are given a second chance.

SIZE: 136 KB
GENRE: Surreal
RELEASED: 01/04/05

PRIVATE EYE

Millionaire oil tycoon Marcus Kavallon has been kidnapped and only you, Lep R. Chimner, private eye extraordinaire, can save him. Well, you and your ever inefficient sidekick, Jim, that is.

An interactive fiction gamebook.

Joint 1st place in the ADRIFT Spring Competition 2005.

SIZE: 231 KB
GENRE: Comedy detective gamebook
RELEASED: 17/04/05

IN THE CLAWS OF CLUELESS BOB

You've fallen into the claws of the most notorious villain of them all: Clueless Bob Newbie, the world's worst game writer! He's now forcing you to play his games over again and again - a fate surely quite a bit worse than death. Unless, of course, you can escape...

SIZE: 35 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 18/05/05

DECISIONS

A year has passed since you saved Susan and Michelle from the clutches of the evil Morgan. Now life seems idyllic and you're sure it couldn't be better... but little do you know that events are about to occur that are going to turn your world upside down.

Will you be able to make the correct decisions that will bring you through to the end?

An interactive fiction gamebook.

SIZE: 146 KB
GENRE: Adult gamebook
RELEASED: 05/06/05

OPTIONS

Susan Harris has mysteriously disappeared and strange things seem to be happening to you. Your life has never been exactly normal, but you're about to be plunged into the strangest part of your life so far.

An adult interactive fiction gamebook.

SIZE: 296 KB
GENRE: Adult gamebook
RELEASED: 06/08/05

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

Set into the shoes of celebrated film director G. I. Torrance as he prepares to face the worst day of his life. He's got a film to shoot, a leading lady who treats him like the hired help, an assistant who's been mysteriously transformed into a monkey... and if that wasn't bad enough, he's also got a serial killer at loose. Whatever else happens today, it's going to be one hell of a movie.

2nd place in the ADRIFT Summer Competition 2005.

SIZE: 122 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 21/08/05

REGRETS

You have returned to the cabin in the woods to piece together the events leading up to your wife's death. Events that you had a hand in, and which you have regretted ever since.

SIZE: 11 KB
GENRE: Real life
RELEASED: 21/08/05

MORTALITY

Some people kill for love, some for money - Steven Rogers did it for both. But what happens when the person you killed comes back looking for revenge?

2nd place in the ADRIFT End Of Year Competition 2005.

SIZE: 98 KB
GENRE: Real life/mystery
RELEASED: 01/10/05

CONSEQUENCES

Susan Harris' past returns to haunt her - with fatal results. Can you figure out just who is after you and put a stop to them? Or are you about to face the consequences of your previous actions?

SIZE: 530 KB
GENRE: Adult/CYOA
RELEASED: 01/12/05

A SPOT OF BOTHER

Eccentric old nuclear bomb designer Mrs Moog has collapsed due to the ferocious heatwave the country has been experiencing... and the nuclear reactor she’s been working on has just started to meltdown. So the government has called on YOU - Stavros ’The Bulldog’ McGrogan, the hardest man the SAS ever produced - to bring her out in one piece. But the cottage of an eccentric old lady and its multitude of death-dealing traps might be a match for even the mighty Bulldog...

SIZE: 109 KB
GENRE: Comedy/Puzzlefest
RELEASED: 12/12/05

THE WARLORD, THE PRINCESS & THE BULLDOG

They said the fortress of the evil warlord was impregnable: stone walls sixteen feet thick, infrared security cameras and motion detectors, enemy soldiers with machine guns, attack dogs, tanks, aircraft, etc, etc. The works. They said no one could ever get in, rescue the kidnapped princess, assassinate the warlord, and get out in one piece.

Of course, they never reckoned on The Bulldog...
SIZE: 213 KB
GENRE: Comedy/Puzzlefest
RELEASED: 31/03/06

FOR LOVE OF DIGBY

A calamity has arisen: your remote is broken and you’re just six hours away from the 18th repeat of "Digby, The World’s Biggest Dog"! Somehow, you’ve got to get your remote working again in time for this televisual treat, but all without leaving the comfort of your favourite chair.

SIZE: 47 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 04/04/06

THE RELUCTANT VAMPIRE

Life hasn't been the same for you since that unfortunate night when you stopped to pick up the hitchhiker... who promptly bit you in the neck and cursed you with vampirism. Now your toothbrush isn't long enough, you've taken to wearing long capes about the house, 'going batty' takes on a whole new meaning, and the FVH (Fearless Vampire Hunters) are after you. All in all, your unexciting existence as a used curtain ring salesman seems heaven by comparison...

SIZE: 196 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 01/07/06

CHOOSE YOUR OWN THREE HOUR ADVENTURE

You've been buried alive!

But that's only the start of your troubles as you've got to contend with a half-man, half-ape, half-bulldog creature, a vampire who's somewhat reluctant, a mad game designer, and a little girl with entirely too much time on her times...

SIZE: 10 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 12/08/06

REQUIEM

"She told me she needed my help. She told me someone was after her and that he would kill her. She told me where to find him, gave me a gun... and left the choice in my hands. What I didn't know was that there was a lot more to the story that she hadn't told me."

SIZE: 113 KB
GENRE: Thriller
RELEASED: 01/10/06

THE RELUCTANT RESURRECTEE

You're alive. Again. And not too happy about it. During your current period of deadness, your son has made a real hash of things, the High Chancellor has been butchering your citizens left, right and centre, and everything else... well, that's not looking too good either. So you're back to life (again) unfortunately.

Well, *part* of you anyway...

SIZE: 97 KB
GENRE: Comedy
RELEASED: 07/04/07

THE CELLAR

You were always told not to go into the cellar. Told many, many times. But you were never told why.

Today you'll find out...

SIZE: 24 KB
GENRE: Horror
RELEASED: 24/06/07

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO CBN

Imagine a world in which Clueless Bob Newbie reigned supreme, a world in which the mad and the crazy become normal, a world in which literally anything could happen... this is YOUR world.

SIZE: 23 KB
GENRE: Horror
RELEASED: 21/08/07