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Introduction

Today - or one day soon - will be the big day. You're as sure of this as you are that The Simpsons will win an Oscar this year, that President Bush will be revealed as an alien and that the Earth really is flat and that all those scientists have been lying. Yep, one day soon you and your girlfriend - the delightful Jennifer - will be doing the dirty. You'll be going from A to B and probably all the way through to Z if you get your way.

You just have to figure out how to get her over her initial reluctance.

Should be a piece of cake...