> s
Living Room
This sparsely furnished room is where you and your cat live, more or less. The bedroom is north, the kitchen east. More importantly the door out is to the south. There's a window in one wall. There's NO TIME. THERE'S NO TIME!!! FASTER! FASTER! DITCH! THE CAT!!!! The scruffy ticking cat follows you.

> smash window
You smash the window with your fist. The scruffy ticking cat follows you.

> throw cat through window
Hurray. You are saved!! No. Wait?
There's still something ticking. The sound's coming from the bedroom.
It wasn't the cat.

> n
Bare Bedroom
This is your bare bedroom. There's room for a bed, barely. The living room is to the south. The ticking is coming from inside the mattress. Quick, quick, look in the mattress.

> open mattress
There it is. Wires, dynamite, a ticking clock. A bomb. There's a note attached.

> read note
The note on the bomb says:
Hapy bUrthDay
Yr Freind
The CAT
THroW Me ouT wil Yu, Basterd??!!!

The crude cat bomb goes off
BOOM
(Well, how exciting is a bomb made by a cat anyway?

I'm afraid you are dead!
You scored 0 out of the maximum 0!
That is 100% of the game!
[Press any key to end]