The Game To End All Games by Woodfish




hello this is my fist game ever and its relly good. u r an adventerer and u decide 2 go on a quest and get da cristal of power from the dragun of doom! i hope u like it! oh yeah u hav a strang way of seein so u can not look at da objects in dis game!

Dis is ur house its big + good. You can only move north.

> n
You move north.
U r on a long path with treez. You can move north and south.

> n
You move north.
in front of u is a sleepin dragon. dis is where u hav to get da crystal. wen u get it take it bak to ur HOuse to win da game!!!! You can only move south. Also here is a crystal.

> get crystal
You pick up the crystal.

> s
You move south.
U r on a long path with treez. You can move north and south.

> s
You move south.
U hav won da game hope u like it plz post a giod review!!!!

***Congratulations! You have won!***

You scored a total of 1 of 1 points in this game!

Is that it?



What does the dragon do when he wakes up? What happens to the adventurer?

Does he sell the diamond?

Does he go on any more quests?

You can't just leave me like that! I won't let you! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

And with that, you embark on: The Quest To Find A Good Game....

Please press any key to begin...

Files and glaring lights speed past you in all directions...

In front of you, the word ADRIFT glares at you, lighting up the endless dark of your surroundings. Bytes and lines of code zoom past around you. To the north, you can make out the link to the Adventures page.

> n
You dive into the link -

Then you remember a name...

Unmasking the Bold...

It reminds you of something... didn't you hear that name mentioned on the forum ages ago? You rack your brains, trying to remember the details... it was due for release in early October... that must mean it's out?

Could this be the Good Game you've been searching for?

You appear to be positioned beside a very long list of text, stretching way up into the distance and below you. Random game names pop out at you from the text, and ratings and comments scream in your ears, shouting praise. At the bottom, the words Search jump out at you, pointing the way to the east.

> e
You jump eastwards...

This is a blank, and rather desterted page, that is, apart from the huge Search Monster hovering majestically in front of you.

> ask search monster about unmasking the bold
The monster bends closer upon your request, inspecting your face with it's thoughtful eyes. Then after a while, it produces a file and hands it to you... It is it. Unmasking the Bold.

***You have won!***

You scored a total of 4 points in that game!

Hmmmm.... you think to yourself ...not a brilliant ending, but, rather different....

I mean, do we get to play Unmasking the Bold?

Is it a Good Game?

I can relate to the player's feelings, though... is there no game that answers our questions?

Press any key...

You stand up, and switch off your computer.

Study
This room serves as your gaming quaters - empty pizza boxes and coke bottles lie on the floor, lost amongst peices of forgotten clothing, the only peice of clean floor is underneath the desk which dominates the room. This desk holds the one peice of equipment that makes your life worth living - your PC. A door leads north, out to your hallway.

> x pc
You have trouble controlling yourself, somehow, and your body wont follow your thoughts.

The computer pulls your hand towards it, turning itself back on. Your body is forced back into the chair, and eventually the computer loads up. It's as if there are invisible strings controlling you, like a puppet.

Your hand jerks to the mouse and opens up the game you were just playing. What's going on? The "game" starts - the abysmal spelling and lack of descriptions going un-noticed this time, as you shudder in horror at what's going on.

The game is played by your hands, not your brain, and soon you get to the Search Page again.

Press any key...

>ASK SEARCH MONSTER ABOUT UNMASKING THE BOLD...

The monster bends closer upon your request, inspecting your face with it's thoughtful eyes. Then after a while, it produces a file and hands it to you... It is it. Unmasking the Bold.

***You have won!***

You scored a total of 4 points in that game!

Hmmmm.... you think to yourself ...not a brilliant ending, but, rather different....

I mean, do we get to play Unmasking the Bold?

Is it a Good Game?

I can relate to the player's feelings, though... is there no game that answers our questions?

Press any key...

You stand up, and switch off your computer.

Study
This room serves as your gaming quaters - empty pizza boxes and coke bottles lie on the floor, lost amongst peices of forgotten clothing, the only peice of clean floor is underneath the desk which dominates the room. This desk holds the one peice of equipment that makes your life worth living - your PC. A door leads north, out to your hallway.

> n
You stare in horror, as the last few minutes events replay on screen... what type of a game is this?

turn on PC

open game...

n...

n...

take crystal...

s...

s...

n...

e...

search for Unmasking The Bold...

turn on Pc...

open game...

The End.

Well, I think that will do.

It's not a brilliant ending, but what is?

At least I finished making the thing...

Now I will upload it, and wait for the results... but wait.

After the game finishes, the player is going to be expecting more...

The game has already ended three times.

Is it going to end after I finish making the game?

Heh.

Not my problem.

The End.

Really.

Really really.